The Purrfectly Ponderous Companion
Being a cat is a philosophy. It's about the art of resting in sunbeams, mastering the purrfectly evolved craft of stalking that elusive red dot, and always sensing when it's time for a scrumptious meal. Rule Number One: Your humans are here to serve your every need, be it head scratches Contemplate the world from a lofty perch. It's all about p